Gotta Protectors Cart of Darkness Game Review

Another beautiful day in Magicadia…except the castle you’ve built has changed into an unintentional tank. What about the dark prophecy which could bring the end of the entire videogame industry? There’s a CONFUSION IN YOU.

Make your choice of Gotta Protectors Then get set to hack and cut and make your way through an amazing adventure that includes more than 100 maps that have thumb-blisters, plus numerous more that are available as bonus DLC chapters!

The rules are as follows. To get the castle rolling, put the princess Lola inside it. On the other side of the track, you will find an enemy castle. Smash your castle against their castle to destroy it–but make sure that the enemy doesn’t erase the Princess’ HP first!

Choose from 8 playable Gotta Protectors, starting from the meat-loving mage, to a non-nudist ninja
You can play solo, or with up to four people via the couch, wireless or via the internet (Nintendo Switch Online subscription required for internet play)
You will be battling a multitude of opponents at a time to test your skill against enemies that are unique, such as Crab or Golem!
It is possible to customize your hero through a wide range of different tactical skills that range from offensive and defensive.
Get your groove on to an exciting chiptune tune by the one and only Yuzo Koshiro
Do tricks to get the game carts that you can collect, each one the milk-snorting satire of a real, actual game on an Something-or-other Entertainment System
Protect your screens with timeless gaming literature whenever nature calls to pause
The reader will be fascinated by this tale of the timeless delight of crying and laughter.

The wait is over for Japan’s indie darling, GOTTA PROTECTORS: CART of Darkness. The 80s are calling–collect–and it’s up to you to dust off your carts and put an end to the bodacious bad guys threatening Magicadia once and for all!


Reviewed by mysexganer